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Literature

Jack Frost

    The cold biting wind spreads Jack Frost's fingers over my window. The fire inside is desperately fighting to stop the cold at it's portal. Unwrapping myself from my blankets, walking waking, and warming. I start to the fuel, and with sudden gusto, I hastily feed the inferno. I feel it's searing warmth on my face, balanced by the cold nipping at my backside.      The wind now kicks up, it is pompous and does not like to be negated. It forcefully pushes on my window, and pulls away my warmth. Frantic to guard it, I begin to feed the fickle fire. But the cold, the cold is worse, vouchsafing only

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Towel Head

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Shelter

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Literature

Moore's Law

Cascading colossal conifers coerce my conscious The faint smell of the air Bright and blooming My fragile cracking shell Reinforced with gentle care Delectable delights deny dissonant delirium degradation Endowing hope only to those who seek As I perch atop the mountains peak Wind caresses the sharp of my beak My clamorous cry pierces the frame of the meek Ferocious and fanged Flippant and facetious Always fighting those who greet us But the best laid plans are made by pessimists The kind that all end up in cuffed wrists If it can go wrong it will Sow your seeds in the land that you till Then reap the harvest so you may feed

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The New Fall Lineup

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Baconman Harmonica

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